Random Things That Happened To Me Over The Past Few Weeks Vol. 1

I can't even remember.

C'mon man.

I definitely went to Hamilton to watch a Bulldogs game. Hamilton is dirtier the Bachelor (see previous entry). There was a dude peeing in the middle of the sidewalk. Fortunately he was kind enough to at least face away from the street. Evidently my Dad knows the backstreets of downtown Hamilton so well it's a tad frightening.

The GF took me to a Leafs game. Unfortunately they decided to lose. Bastards. But you can't blame them for doing what they do best. Also, Brian Burke lost his son. I send my condolences to him and his family, but I think it's safe to say the Leafers' season is kaput. Next season should be interesting, though - glad I grabbed a Phaneuf shirt!

I went to that Bass Pro shop in Vaughan Mills with my roommate. All we did was identify key weapons to acquire when zombies attack. Everything was there, it was a virtual anti-zombie shopping supercenter.
Shopping List:
1 x gator machete
1 x pump action shotgun
1 x hunting rifle
1 x long range scope
1 x hunting knife
1 x fish bat
1 x fishing gloves
Plus, a plethora of ammo. That's stop number one when they attack. I'll meet you bitches there.

Some of my commercials were nominated for a Crystal Award. That's like the Emmy's or Grammy's for commercials. Whoops - I just over-glorified it. It's the best of the best when it comes to radio...but isn't that like saying the best players on the worst team in the league? Phil Kessel is that you? It's pretty cool, though. If I win, it's a major bonus for my radio career, but I'd rather it be a million zillion dollars.

My iPod crapped out, and when I went to the Apple Store to see one of their "Geniuses", I said "My iPood crapped out," and the chick laughed. Hahahaha....'pood'. iPood is an awesome word.

Valentine's Day happened to. It's a fabricated holiday created by the asshole money grubbing cocksuckers at card companies worldwide who send this warped image through the media that girls have a special day where the guys are obligated to show dubious amounts of affection and shower their beloved with expensive gifts. Guys everywhere are saying "you fucked us. You fucking fucked us" when they're in Peoples'. Why isn't their a Steak, BJ and Video Games day? I wouldn't even want an expensive gift, hell, I'll even pay for the steak.

I got baked a couple times.

Olympics started. I need Canada to win Gold in hockey. If only to restore my faith in the game. They better win....

Speaking of which....GO CANADA GO!

Game 2 versus Switzerland tonight.